The Dream Reborn

It's been a while since I seriously replied to comments on my YouTube videos, so I decided to skim through the hundreds of new comments I accumulated over the past 4 months. While doing so, I came across one of the most ludicrous videos circulating on the internet. A video of an armed robbery in progress with people in the background laughing while a man gets shot and lays on the floor bleeding. At first, I didn't want to believe this video was real. It seemed like a video from TheOnion.com Check out the video for yourself below. WARNING! The victim was shot in the video.

Upon researching the story further I realised that this incident was unfortunately real and somewhat common in Baltimore where this took place. As many commenters on the Baltimore Examiner website said, this shouldn't be a surprise to people who live in these types of areas.

A few years ago I witnessed the same absurd behavior from a young girl when I was nearly robbed returning home from school in Brooklyn. I stepped off a B46 bus running along Utica Ave., not too far from where an on duty bus driver was fatally stabbed a few weeks ago in broad daylight. As soon as the soles of my shoes hit the ground, there they were; 5 young black men, my age and younger gathering around me and picking at my pockets like hawks surveying their next meal. Fortunately I was able to step back on the bus and take the longer route home. While I was on the bus I got evil stares from nearly everyone around me who witnessed what had just taken place, especially a young girl whom I believe knew the boys I had just dodged. I started feeling as though I was wrong for avoiding the obvious threat to my safety.

I did a video a few months ago which I titled "I Am Embarrassed By Black People". This situation just cements those feelings. No one should have to live in fear of these thugs and it's sad to see that the youth of today have become so desensitised to this ludicrous behavior. Sad to say, but it could only get worst from here on. All we can do now is take care of our own. The rest are lost souls stuck in their ways. Nobody can help them, but them.

Link to the original story(Yes, there's more): Baltimore Examiner

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Camp For Sneakers

T'was 8a.m. in New York City,
with a snowstorm on the horizon.
People in suits and ties,
rushing to their desks in the sky.
In the distance I see,
4 NEGROES huddled like bums camping outside the motherfucking NBA store waiting in line for days to buy the new "rare" pair of Jordans that are probably as ugly as the previous one!!!

I guess the saying is true.

"All Negroes do are eat, sleep, shit and buy ugly $300+ sneakers." -Dream

Ladies Trying To Be Sexy Despite The Weather

I met a woman on the elevator on her way out of the building I was delivering to, wearing a jacket exposing her cleavage as though it was the middle of a heat wave in the summer. I guess she couldn't feel the snow and cold air pummelling her breasts since they were made of silicone(Yes, I had a good look at them and so did the 2 guys with her). And to top off this WTF! moment, she was upset because she dropped one of her gloves upstairs when she was getting on the elevator. She could keep her hands warm but the silicone on her chest could freeze in hell for all she cares.

I also ran into some women who thought wearing snow boots with short skirts in the middle of the season's first snow storm was sexy. Not!!! Just retarded.

Umbrellas In A Snowstorm

Well maybe it's because I grew up in a tropical country, but for my first 6 winters in NY, I have yet to find a reason to use an umbrella in a snowstorm. Could someone please give me a reason to do such a thing? I feel left out when I see all those umbrella wielding New Yorkers trying to remove my eyes and the eyes of other anti-umbrella pedestrians such as myself.

I could sort of see why a woman may need an umbrella to stop the snow from falling in her hair, but I just can't wrap my mind around a reason for men(some with hats) to use them.

J-Walk

I swear everybody wanted to run across the street without looking, which caused us to nearly roll over 2 women and man. Icy roads people, ICY ROADS!!!

5 Things...

I swear I had 5 items for this list. I'll update it when I remember the fifth. Or you could leave a suggestion for the fifth in the comments section.

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I don't care how you feel about this man and his time as President, you have to admit he ducked that pair of shoes like a pro. And not only did he duck, he didn't run. He brushed off the guy running to protect him and stood up tall to his attacker and watched him square in the eye, while forming his trademark smile. A lesser man would be laying in a hospital bed right now, with "Timberland" embedded into his forehead.

I'm going to miss this guy. My only wish for Christmas is that we get to keep him in the white house until the summer of 2009 at least. I think the economy could handle him for about 6-8 more months. Obama could wait!!! :D

Update: Just thought about something. If I were a reporter I would ask Obama at his next press conference, "So what did you think about the events that transpired in Iraq during President Bush's press conference with Prime Minister Maliki?" I doubt he would be able to contain himself. If he doesn't at least laugh out loud, he has NO heart, much less a sense of humour.

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