The Dream Reborn

Camp For Sneakers

T'was 8a.m. in New York City,
with a snowstorm on the horizon.
People in suits and ties,
rushing to their desks in the sky.
In the distance I see,
4 NEGROES huddled like bums camping outside the motherfucking NBA store waiting in line for days to buy the new "rare" pair of Jordans that are probably as ugly as the previous one!!!

I guess the saying is true.

"All Negroes do are eat, sleep, shit and buy ugly $300+ sneakers." -Dream

Ladies Trying To Be Sexy Despite The Weather

I met a woman on the elevator on her way out of the building I was delivering to, wearing a jacket exposing her cleavage as though it was the middle of a heat wave in the summer. I guess she couldn't feel the snow and cold air pummelling her breasts since they were made of silicone(Yes, I had a good look at them and so did the 2 guys with her). And to top off this WTF! moment, she was upset because she dropped one of her gloves upstairs when she was getting on the elevator. She could keep her hands warm but the silicone on her chest could freeze in hell for all she cares.

I also ran into some women who thought wearing snow boots with short skirts in the middle of the season's first snow storm was sexy. Not!!! Just retarded.

Umbrellas In A Snowstorm

Well maybe it's because I grew up in a tropical country, but for my first 6 winters in NY, I have yet to find a reason to use an umbrella in a snowstorm. Could someone please give me a reason to do such a thing? I feel left out when I see all those umbrella wielding New Yorkers trying to remove my eyes and the eyes of other anti-umbrella pedestrians such as myself.

I could sort of see why a woman may need an umbrella to stop the snow from falling in her hair, but I just can't wrap my mind around a reason for men(some with hats) to use them.

J-Walk

I swear everybody wanted to run across the street without looking, which caused us to nearly roll over 2 women and man. Icy roads people, ICY ROADS!!!

5 Things...

I swear I had 5 items for this list. I'll update it when I remember the fifth. Or you could leave a suggestion for the fifth in the comments section.